Doug

Doug played the guitar. He was very fast. We were always saying, "Whoa there tiger, why you gotta play all those notes? You're gonna drive yourself wild with those crazy speed metal riffs." Doug never could accept that we know everything, so of course he didn't listen. Just as we predicted, Doug drove himself wild. He became free and spontaneous and stopped wearing shoes and shaving his chest like normal people do. He could no longer fit into the rigid confines of life with Chico. We see him from time to time, dragging his knuckles in the dirt, smiling his big wild smile and we know that he is happy in his new life.