Rock Shirts
Well what have we here? A pair of musical deep-sea divers! One plays the drums and one the electrical clavier. How jolly! How perfectly whimsical! But wait. Do our eyes deceive, gentle reader? Can it be that both of these aquatic troubadours share the same diving mask? Are they really foolish enough to have connected their breathing hoses to the output jacks of their keyboards? Maybe they aren't foolish at all. Maybe they know exactly what they've done. Maybe this is some sort of bizarre suicide pact, to protest the closing of the cod fisheries. Yep, that's what it must be.
Okay, sure, sure, I know we said all shirts screened on amarican apparel yadda yadda sweatshop free, yadda yadda. But these shirts are screened on hanes medium v-necks. Why? well you see, after Thomas' Granpa died, his Granny has been on a get-rid-of-grandpa's-stuff mission. Thomas got a hardly used electric razor, all kinds of nasty sweaters and twenty virgin v-necks. So if you think about it this is a chance to get super close to Thomas. Not only were these shirts lovingly caressed and screened and folded by his gentle hands, They also were bought by his grandparents and lived in their condo for months without ever being worn. Also the goofy long legged elephant is very Cute. Only available in blue on white, mens medium v-neck.
This is a real swell shirt to be sure. The picture is by Geneviève Castrée. Its fun because it has three monkeys and a baloon. But if you stop and think about it, you realise that baloon is just gonna keep rising till the atmosphere is so thin that those monkeys will suffocate. Maybe they're a family and the mom monkey is going to have to helplessly watch as her babies die. So its fun and sad, which makes it deep as well. Don't you wish you had one of these cool shirts? Well too bad, we sold them all and we probably won't make more.
These shirts have been off the market since 1999. You really had to be on the ball to have one of these. For instance the image you see is from a shirt that we borrowed from Ted Nugent's private collection. We don't gotta tell you that the Nuge is on the ball. He owns a white buffalo fer chrissakes. A white buffalo and a wicked Run Chico Run shirt. If you see someone wearing one of these shirts you should make friends because they are obviously way cool...
This Shirt Design is known as the Cowboy Cat. He looks to be saying something like "shapow!" or "Kawazz!" Think of how cool it would be to walk up to a stranger, point at your shirt and exclaim, "Kawazz!" It would be very cool, but not if you don't have this shirt.
Geneviève Castrée also designed this shirt. It features a happy little panda, sitting in a placid bamboo grove. The panda is nibbling on its favourite snack. It's deep without being sad or fun.
This is a one of a kind shirt that has a neat story to go along with it. Back in 1998 when matt was in jail, he kept getting beat up and cussed out and generally hassled. So Thomas screened the chico logo on Matt's prison shirt. Well not only did the cussin and hasslin and beating stop, matt became the most powerfull warlord in jail. Jail got to be so good for him that he didn't want to leave. Thats why he is still there.
All of our shirts are hand screened by us, That means that no two are exactly the same. So you can fit in and stand out at the same time. This shirt features a monkey sitting on a rolling bubble. But where is it rolling? No one knows. We have spent literally weeks puzzling over this one. Imagine what a hit you would be if you wore this shirt to a party. Dude!
Sweet Jeeziz! Someone is gettin laid tonight! Someone in a "Run Chico Run Little Slow Minded, Dim Witted, Cross Eyed Feller Playing an Enchanted Steam Organ" T-Shirt, thats who! 15 Dollars Hott Diggity Pink on Black.
You know how we said that none of our shirts are made in sweatshops? Well, thats not technically true, Thomas sweats quite a bit when he screens these shirts. Probably most of these shirts have been used to mop salty perspiration off his brow, chest and thighs. Its pretty sick but you probably like that don't you. You probably think its sexy right? Pervert.
